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When I wokE up thiS morning

When I woke up this morning lying in bed, I was asking myself; "what are some of the secrets to success in life?" I found the answer right there in my very room. The fan said,"be cool", the roof said, "aim high", the window said, "see the world" ,the clock said, "every minute is precious", the mirror said, "reflect before you act". The calender said, "be up to date". The door said, "push hard for your goals". The mat said "kneel down and pray".The toilet said "flush the haters that don't want to see u come out to anything good in life! The Bible laughed and said, "read me for direction" always

Your nAme in japanesE

Let me see ur name in japanese. Pls dont spoil the fun!!! Lets laugh a bit by writing ur name in JAPANESE ALPHABET.A= ka, B= tu, C= mi, D= te, E= ku, F= lu, G= ji, H= ri, I= ki, J= zu, K= me, L= ta, M= rin, N= to, O= mo, P= no, Q= ke, R= shi, S= ari, T= chi, U= do, V= ru, W= mei, X= na Y= fu, Z= zi
 mine is zukitukajimote whats yours?

Why your mom prayer isn't working

U've bin wondering y ur mum's prayer isn't working abi? Just tell me how will it work! How? When d woman is so busy praying nyt and day for Nwakaego Okorie without knowing u hv turned Ur name to Cream Berry....laugh

LeArn to praise GOD

The reason you should praise God is not for things you have; you should praise Him for who HE is. You are not dancing because things are good but because God is good. The things that are good today may turn otherwise tomorrow, your good clothes,,phones houses,cars even your beauty today may become worn out tomorrow... BUT GOD WILL NEVER CHANGE, HE REMAINS THE GOOD GOD!!! Learn to Praise HIM-
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Chinese in lagoS

Chinese couple living in Lagos gave birth to a black baby...... In anger husband asked wife.......chu zin pi, why baby black?....she replied we live in Nigeria, ...no electricity.... Me hot.....you hot.....sex hot.... Baby burnt!!!

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LettEr to the upComing. MuSic ArtiSt

Dear Unknown Artist, I know All your Wish is to
Be
Famous And Popular Like the other Musicians.
Maybe you've been waiting for too Long and
You're even About to give up. But you don't
have to throw Away ur # TALENT jux Like dat.
Wake Up From the Ground, Pray Hard! Take the
Pen and Write more Lyrics like you dont Care.
Roam From studio to Studio whether Rain or
Shine, Poor or Rich, Handsome or Ugly Don't
never REST! Producers will Deceive You,
Others
Will give you Empty Promises, others too will
take ur money without Helping You, but Don't
neva Give up, its part of the Game. Jux keep on
pushing.
To be best you have to work BEST,
I See a Talent in you, don't Hide it, Explore it
to
the World and You'll Soon be a STAR !!!
Always Remember this;
Every BOSS was Once a WORKER ....
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Life iS a doublE Edge sworD

CO-INCIDENCE OF LIFE:
1. CHURCH has 6 letters so does MOSQUE.
2. BIBLE has 5 letters so does QURAN.
3. LIFE has 4 letters so does DEAD.
4. HATE has 4 letters, so does LOVE....
5. ENEMIES has 7, so does FRIENDS.
6. LYING has 5, so does TRUTH.
7. HURT has 4, so does HEAL.
8. NEGATIVE has 8, so does POSITIVE.
9. FAILURE has 7, so does SUCCESS.
10. BELOW has 5, but so does ABOVE.
11. CRY has 3 letters so does JOY.
12. ANGER has 5 so does HAPPY.
13. RIGHT has 5 so does WRONG.
14. RICH has 4 so does POOR.
15. FAIL has 4 so does PASS
16. KNOWLEDGE has 9 so does IGNORANCE.
Are they all by Co-incidence? We should Choose wisely, this
means LIFE is like a Double-Edged Sword.
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JUST BY THE GRACE OF GOD

If u think it is your alarm clock that woke you up this morning, try putting it beside a dead body and you will realise that it is the Grace of God that woke you up. If you are grateful to God, forward this to all your friends to inform them that it is JUST BY THE GRACE OF GOD that we are alive.
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Who reAlly ownS A mAn?

WHO REALLY OWNS A MAN? His mother or wife? THE GREAT ARGUMENT-( mother) my son must obey me unless he didn't suck my breast for 1years,(wife)-he suck mine now and sucked it more than 5years and still sucking it (mother)-I carry him for nine months (wife)-he was only 3.5kg then,so what is the Big deal? I carry him every night and he is 85.kg now.(Mother)-he passed between my legs with pains (Wife)-hahaha,he only passed there once,he stays between my legs like everyday and I scream with pains each night. PLEAS WHO OWNS A MAN?
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PArents advice to their dAughter

Parents advice to their daughters. Age 12-16 Run from men !!, 17-21 Stay away from men !!! 21 -26 Hope you have a man!!! 27-31Bring a good man.!!!! 32+ Please bring any man,after all man na man
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Patience is more than VIRTUOUS!

"Patience is not passive; on the contrary, it is active, it is concentrated strength."
- Edward G. Bulwer-Lytton


It's a sad fact that most people give up on themselves and this business way to quickly.

They try a system or method out then get angry and give up because their life didn't instantly transform from one teeny investment into themselves!...

They lack vision- and patience.

They don't realize that everybody, yes, EVERYBODY goes through the initial failures, setbacks and growing pains.

So ya, it may be a jagged little pill to swallow, but that elusive Patience is required.

By patience is not passive! It's very active.

It means slowing down and focusing on high impact activities.

It means consistently applying proven methods that will work, it means testing, tweaking, learning, increasing your daily skills and smarts with the business and opportunities that you're a part of.

It means getting seriously Good at FOCUS.

Here's one to store away in ye old brain vault:

"Every YES must be defended by 1,000 NO's."

Get that. It's power!

You don't want to be a victim of the Paradox of Choice.

The problem isn't that there is not enough opportunities out there in the world, the problem is that there are TOO MANY opportunities out there.

So when you Decide? Decide.

Commit...

Stick to it...

Don't let other opportunities and offers rob you of your sanity and success.



Online Boko Haram supporter arrested and faces terrorism charge

An Abuja Federal High Court has ruled that a
suspected 'online' terrorist, Muktar Ibrahim [aka Abu
Sabaya], who supports the activities of the Boko
Haram sect on the Internet, must answer charges of
terrorism brought against him by the Federal
Government.
The court presided over by Justice Gabriel Kolawole,
while dismissing a no-case submission filed by the
accused person, ordered that he should be remanded in
prison pending the determination of his case.
The accused person was described by the prosecution as
an online personality, who was celebrating the bombing
campaigns of the Boko Haram sect on a jihadist website
while also soliciting funds from international terrorists
groups to fund the activities of the sect in Nigeria.
Ibrahim, a First Class graduate of Mechanical
Engineering from the Ahmadu Bello University, Zaria,
was said to have registered his email address –
banatsuad1@yahoo.com – on a jihadist website to post
messages on the activities of Boko Haram in the
country, contrary to the provisions of the Terrorism
Prevention Act, 2011.
Some of the messages said to have been posted by
Ibrahim on the website in February 2012 read "…is
there any way we can help the mujahahiden in
Nigeria by AMEF projects? We are ready to release
videos, statement and other material to support our
brothers in Nigeria."
The Federal Government said the post was a message
preparatory to an act of terrorism, an offence contrary to
section 1[1] [a] of the Terrorism [Prevention] Act, 2011
and punishable under section 33 [1] [a] of the same Act.
On or about June 16 2011, Ibrahim was said to have
posted a message that read,
"The wind of rage has been unleashed upon the
battalion of the tawaghit and all their allies in
Nigeria. In a successful attack, a severe attack and
damage at the heart of the security apparatus of
the Nigerian government, the Muwahhidin, with
the assistance of Allah, were able to deal a great
blow to the government and also to prove to their
masters in the White House that our call is based
upon actions rather than speech.
"Many Nigerians were very happy about the blast
because they are frustrated by the tyranny of the
tawaghit and their hijacking of the country's
resources for their selfish interests.
"This attack is indeed a success because prior to
the attack the Nigerian Police Force on behalf of
the Inspector General of Police Hafiz Ringim,
boasted and he vowed that the days of the
Muhahhidin in Nigeria are numbered. Little did
he know that the Muhahhidin are on their way to
his palace in Abuja."
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Wizkid’s Ex Girlfriend Takes Photos With Male Nigerian Artists

Wizkid is single again. The Nigerian superstar singer, has confirmed the speculations that he has broken up with his long-time girlfriend,Tania Omotayo.
 Wizkid’s Ex Girlfriend Takes Photos With Male Nigerian Artists
Wizkid revealed this on the ‘Drive-Time With Gbemi’ show on the Beat 99.9 FM, where he featured as a star guest, promoting his soon-to-be-released album entitled ‘Ayo’. When show host Gbemi Olateru questioned him on his relationship with Tania, (who has been showing signs that on social media that their love is currently suffering some strain), Wizkid was hesitant. He kept quiet for some seconds, and laughed awkwardly.

“My friend is fine. We’re cool, we’re cool. But I’m single now you know. Yeah, I’m single now. But it’s all love. I got love for her. She’s like my best friend anyways.” He replied the question.

This is sure to cause a stir among his fan base, because many had hoped that their relationship will lead to the altar.




Well, isn’t that nice?

Ajudua asks for fresh bail for $5.9m fraud

Ajudua




A one-time Lagos socialite, Fred Ajudua, on Tuesday filed a fresh bail application before Justice Oluwatoyin Ipaye at an Ikeja High Court. The News Agency of Nigeria reports that Ajudua is standing trial for allegedly defrauding a former Chief of Army Staff, retired Lt.-Gen. Ishaya Bamaiyi, of $5.9m (about N1bn). He was arraigned on March 11 by the Economic and Financial Crimes Commission on a 14 count of conspiracy and obtaining money by false pretences. During Tuesday’s proceedings, his counsel, Mr Olalekan Ojo, informed the court that the defendant’s bail application had been served on the EFCC. In the application, Ojo urged the court to grant Ajudua bail on liberal terms, adding that there was is overwhelming medical evidence that he was suffering from a life-threatening ailment. He said: “The defendant (Ajudua) is a kidney patient and his only surviving kidney is about to collapse. “The medical facility at the Kirikiri Maximum Prison, where his health is seriously failing, cannot adequately meet his medical needs.” According to him, because of the peculiar and complicated nature of Ajudua’s ailment, he requires a specialist with Hi-tech medical equipment to manage his health effectively. Ojo said the defendant would abide with the terms of the bail and would not tamper with the prosecution witnesses. He also told the court that the defendant had filed another application asking for the inclusion of his extra-judicial statement in the proof of evidence. Responding, the EFCC counsel, Mr Seidu Atteh, said he needed time to file replies to both applications, as they were served on the prosecution a few days ago. The judge granted his request and adjourned the matter till May 9, for hearing of the applications. NAN reports that Justice Kudirat Jose, also of an Ikeja High Court, had on March 31 dismissed Ajudua’s bail application. Ajudua is facing another $1.69m fraud charge before the judge.

2015: INEC to begin voter registration in May


Kaduna – The Chairman,  Independent National Electoral Commission (INEC), Prof. Attahiru Jega,  on Wednesday said the commission would commence its continuous voter registration in May ahead of the 2015 election.
Jega said this at the opening ceremony of INEC/State Independent Electoral Commissions (SIECs) Experience Sharing Conference, organised by United Nation Development Programme (UNDP) in Kaduna.
He said that more polling units would be created in the next year general election to decongest large polling units.
“The continuous registration exercise is to ensure those that have turned 18 years between 2011 and now are registered before the 2015 general elections.
“Also those that were 18 and above but were unable to register for one reason or the other would  be given opportunity to register.’’
The Chairman stressed the need for closer synergy between INEC and SIECs, adding that the conference was timely toward ensuring free, fair, peaceful and credible elections in the future.
He, therefore called on the state governments to ensure absolute independence of SIECs and credible elections at the grassroots.
According to him, there cannot be credible polls at national level when the foundation is faulty.
Jega further expressed optimism that the 2015 general elections would be the most credible in the history of Nigeria considering the INEC’s level of preparedness.
The News Agency of Nigeria (NAN) reports that participants at the conference, included INEC’s Resident Electoral Commissioners from the 36 states and Abuja.
The others were Commissioners from INEC Headquarters and top management staff and SIECs Chairmen. (NAN)

Gunmen from Boko Haram sect kill 13 people in fresh Borno attack

Gunmen from Boko Haram sect  kill 13 people in fresh Borno attack
Suspected members of the outlawed Boko Haram sect on Friday attacked a police station, barracks and commercial bank in Damboa, around 100 km south of Maiduguri, the Borno State capital, killing 13 persons.
Reuters reports that the attackers used explosives and assault rifles in the incident, in which eight civilians and five policemen died.
The attackers detonated explosives and opened fire on the divisional police headquarters in Damboa.
Police Commissioner, Borno State Command, Mohammed Jinjiri Abubakar, blamed Boko Haram, whose members have been blamed for almost daily killings in recent months, including frequent attacks on policemen, soldiers and local leaders.
”Police and military personnel have mounted a massive manhunt to arrest the more than 70 Boko Haram members believed to be involved in the attacks,” Abubakar told Reuters.
Police Deputy Superintendent Abba Lawan Kirawa confirmed the death of the 13 persons.
Members of the sect launched an uprising in 2009, attacking government buildings and leading to days of gun battles with the security forces in which as many as 800 people were killed.
The persistent insecurity in the region near Nigeria‘s northeastern borders with Cameroon, Chad and Niger on the southern edge of the Sahara risks becoming President Goodluck Jonathan‘s biggest security headache, Reuters reports.
The group was blamed for a series of explosions at police stations last week and security in the capital Abuja has already been tightened ahead of Jonathan‘s inauguration on Sunday.
Gunmen in the state capital had on Thursday shot dead a prison guard. In a separate incident in the same city, sodliers were involved in a gun battle with suspected Islamists.
Motorcycle-riding gunmen shot and killed the prison guard as he was waiting to pick his boss‘ children outside a school, Lawal Abdullahi, spokesman for the state police command, told Agence France Press on the phone from Maiduguri.
”The prison warden was at the wheel outside the private school his superior‘s children attend, waiting to take them home when he was shot and killed by the attackers we suspect to be members of Boko Haram, who then burnt him along with the car,” Lawal said.

Gunmen kill two watching Champions League in Nigeria

KANO, April 10, 2014 (AFP) – Gunmen suspected to be Boko Haram Islamists stormed a packed viewing centre in Nigeria’s restive northeast and shot dead two people watching Champions League matches, police said Thursday.
The centre was showing the two quarter-final matches between defending champions Bayern Munich and Manchester United, and Atletico Madrid-Barcelona, on Wednesday when it was attacked.
“The gunmen came in a car and opened fire outside the viewing centre and sped off,” Yobe State police commissioner Sanusi Rufa’i told AFP of the incident in Potiskum, a hotbed of the insurgency.
“One person died on the spot while another died later at the hospital. Several other people were injured, some critically,” he added.
Residents said the centre was full at the time, with those who could not get a space inside hanging around the windows to watch the second-leg games, which saw Bayern and Atletico reach the last four.
Rufa’i did not directly blame Boko Haram for the attack but the hardline group has been known for preaching against football as part of its agenda to impose strict Islamic law in northern Nigeria.
In several video clips, Boko Haram leader Abubakar Shekau has described football and music as a Western ploy to distract Muslims from their religion.
In April 2012, gunmen killed two men at a viewing centre in Potiskum, days after Boko Haram warned people in leaflets to stay away from such centres and calling for such places to be closed.
Football is Nigeria’s national sport and the country’s national team, the Super Eagles, are the reigning African champions.
English Premier League football is wildly popular, with many Nigerians supporting top clubs such as Arsenal, Chelsea, Manchester United and Liverpool, whose matches are shown live on television.

Pastor of Christ Citizen Glorious Assembly arraigned for allegedly defrauding church member

Pastor Ikechukwu Ezeiru



The Pastor of Christ Citizen Glorious Assembly, Okota, Lagos, Pastor Ikechukwu Ezeiru, has been charged with fraud at an Ebute Meta Chief Magistrate’s Court. He was arraigned on Tuesday for allegedly defrauding a church member, Ifeanyi Ohazurume, of N7m. The police said Ezeiru collected the money to help the defendant purchase auction goods from the Nigerian Customs Service. He allegedly didn’t return the money or the goods. It was learnt that the pastor claimed to have given the money to his wife, who equally claimed to have passed it to someone else. He was arraigned on three counts of obtaining under false pretences and stealing. The charge reads in part, “That you, Pastor Ikechukwu Ezeiru, and others at large, sometime in the month of February, 2012, at about 10.00hours at First Bank Plc, Okota branch, Lagos, in the Lagos Magisterial District, did conspire to commit felony to wit: obtaining property by false pretences and stealing. “That you on the same date, time and place in the aforesaid magisterial district, did obtain the sum of N7m from one Ifeanyi Ohazurume, under the pretext that you are in position to help him buy auction goods from Nigerian Customs Service, a representation you knew to be false.” The police prosecutor, George Nwosu, who represented the resident prosecutor, DSP Etim Ekankuk, said the offences were punishable under sections 409 and 312 of the Criminal Law of Lagos State, Nigeria, 2011. The defendant pleaded not guilty to the charge and elected summary trial. The defence counsel, Razak Adeyemi, applied for his bail in liberal terms. The Chief Magistrate, Mrs Demi Ajayi, admitted the defendant to bail in the sum of N500,000 with two sureties in like sum. The matter was adjourned till April 16, 2014

Cossy Orjiakor claims she was robbed and sustained minor injuries

Cossy Orjiakor





Apparently this supposedly happened 2 days ago in the Orile area of Lagos. Don't like driving around that area, especially at night! Those guys will come and knock on your car window like they own it. First they gently ask you to wind down, when you refuse, they smash it..with other cars around sef.

Sad!! Five Children Drown As Canoe Capsized In Kaduna

There was confusion in Hanya Danbushiya,
Kaduna North Local Government Area, on
Tuesday following the drowning of five children
when their canoe capsized in River Kaduna.
The children, who were all canoe peddlers, were
said to be returning to the river bank to pick
other passengers in the early hours of Tuesday.
It was gathered that residents of the village
immediately organised a search party to look for
the bodies of the children.
As of the time of filing this report, three out of
the five bodies had been recovered.
Aminu Ibrahim, leader of the search party, gave
the names of the victims as Aliyu Mohammed, 13;
Shehu Ismaila 13; Ibrahim Ladan 14; and his
brother, Musa Ladan, 15, and Mustapha Hamad,
15.
Ibahim said, "We know that these boys were very
good canoe paddlers and are trusted by those
who use canoe as a means of transport. They left
early with full passengers and on their way
coming, from what we learnt, the canoe hit an
object in the river and then capsized."
On his part, the Village Head of Doka in
Danbushiya, Alhaji Musa Liman, described the
incident as unfortunate.
He expressed disappointment over the response
by the state Fire Service, who failed to respond to
the villager's distress call when contacted.
The bodies of the deceased had been buried at
the Danbushiya cemetery according to Islamic
rites.

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T.B. Joshua: "I Would Have Halted President Mills' Death If..."

T.B. Joshua: "I Would Have Halted President Mills' Death If..."


Founder and General Overseer of the Synagogue Church, Prophet T.B. Joshua says in an unusual manner, God did not reveal the death of Ghana’s President, Professor John Evans Atta Mills, which occurred on Tuesday in Accra. The renowned cleric in a mournful mood affirmed he would have intensified prayers to avert the sudden departure of the late President if he had received any revelation from God. “The Ghanaian President was like a spiritual son to me so I could pray to God to avert the death, if I had received any revelation from him,” Prophet T.B. reportedly told reporters in Legos, Nigeria when ommenting on the death of President Mills. On that score, he revealed President Mills and other senior government officials had visited his temple thrice this year to receive special prayers, but God never revealed his death to him in all the three instances. “Of course, I knew he had been ill for some time now and he had come for special prayers concerning his health thrice this year, and I and my other ministers had prayed fervently for him. I was so hopeful he would recover his health completely, but it is sad and only God knows best why he should die now,” he asserted. Against that backdrop, Prophet TB Joshua expressed profound shock over the death of Prof. Mills and urged Ghanaians to remain calm in this torrid period. T.B. Joshua added: “Mills was a very committed person in the things of God and also very dedicated. Each time he was in church, you could see the fervor and hunger and thirst for God written all over his countenance. He was a very dear son to me and I was his spiritual godfather. “I know many persons will be saying how come my fervent prayers did not save his life. All I can answer such persons is, why God allowed Stephen in the New Testament Bible to be stoned to death. Why did God not save the life of Stephen, an innocent man, as he was being stoned, dying? The answer is simply this: sometimes God allows things to happen for unknown reasons, and indeed reasons no man can explain, that is why God is Almighty Sovereign God; who indeed can question Him, who can challenge God?  “When we humanity eventually see God in the glorious city of Heaven, then, can we have answers to all our questions. For now, he can only get a 99 percent answer but never a 100 per cent answer”.

“We’ve Reduced Population Of Hungry Nigerians” – FG Speaks

The Senior Special Assistant to the President on
Millennium Development Goals, Dr. Precious
Gbenol, on Tuesday said Nigeria had succeeded
in reducing the number of people that were
suffering from extreme hunger by half.
She did not however disclose the population.
Gbenol spoke with State House correspondents
after the quarterly presidential committee
meeting on assessment and monitoring of the
MDGs chaired by President Goodluck Jonathan.
She said the achievement was in fulfilment of
Goal One of the MDGs.
She said the Federal Government achieved the
feat well ahead the 2015 deadline for the goals to
be met.
She said, "The country as a nation has made
tremendous efforts and has been able to achieve
MDGs Goal one. We have been able to reduce the
number of people by half that suffers from
extreme hunger way ahead of 2015.
"On gender equality in schools, we have also been
able to achieve Goal Three. We have also been
able to achieve Goal Six, which is the HIV
prevalence of the country.
"It has been halted, reversed and is on the
downward side. Currently, the national
prevalence of HIV for the country is 3.4. It rose
to 5.8, it came down to 4.8, 4.4, 4.1 and the
current national prevalence of HIV for the
country is 3.4.
"We were able to tell the President too that the
country is working very hard on achieving Goals
Five, which is reducing maternal mortality.
"Between now and 2015 at the next statistics that
goal, I am very positive, will be achieved. And we
were able to tell the President that."
Gbenol said the President had directed her office
to henceforth work closely with the 36 state
governors to ensure that their various indices
and targets were met on or before May 2015.

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President Jonathan And Fani Kayode Hold Closed Door Meeting!


The president of Nigeria His Excellency
Goodluck Jonathan hosted the former Minister
of aviation Chief Fani Kayode at the presidential
villa, this is very shocking because Fani Kayode is
a critic of Jonathan's government and also a
member of APC. During his visit at the
presidential villa, Fani Kayode said;
"This is a Presidential Villa, the President is a
President of Nigeria and every single person in
this country that is a Nigerian is entitled to come
here from time to time, when the doors are open
to come and pay their respect to the wonderful
people that are here. As a Nigerian, I have done
that today and I am delighted to be here."
When he was asked if he has decamped to PDP,
he said he would make it known to all when he
decides whether or not he would be remaining in
APC.

2face Idibia Completes N400 million Luxury Apartment In Lekki







Nigerian singer, Tuface Idibia now has two new
properties in Lekki. With a five-bedroom duplex
at Richmond Gate Estate, 2Face is one of the
many prominent Nigerians who bought into the
home plan of Haven Homes; a Lagos based Real
Estate Company.
I don't know if that is allowed but an official of
Haven Homes who pleaded anonymity said the
African queen crooner is now the owner of the
two massive duplexes worth over N400 million.
Describing the luxury buildings, our source said
it is a "five unit bedroom duplex with a gym, mini
studio, two sitting rooms, terrace, among other
personalised components".
Officially opened on Saturday and Sunday,
March 29 and 30, 2014, Haven Homes newest
estate, Richmond Gate, Lekki, Lagos, has
reportedly been sold out as more and more
celebs desire to own a property there.
"The real estate company even has a fresh list of
subscribers waiting for another two years to
acquire their units."
2Face declined comments when he was called.
Haven Homes, when contacted, also said they
don't disclose the identity of their clients, though
they admitted opening the new luxury estate
worth billions of Naira.
Tuface already has property in Festac, Ikeja and
Lagos Island. Estate valuers said the music star
might be targeting a property empire in excess of
over N2 billion in five years.
Innocent Ujah Idibia(tuface) also runs Hypertek,
an entertainment company and record label,
owns Rumours Lounge in Ikeja and Festac,
among other business interests.
Not yet satisfied, the Benue-born artiste, Zain
ambassador and father of seven children, has
now acquired two more five-bedroom duplexes
in a luxury estate in the highbrow Lekki axis of
Lagos, Nigeria's commercial and entertainment
capital.


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Island Hoodlums Attack Policemen, Burn Patrol Van

Eleven suspected hoodlums in Adeniji Adele area
of Lagos Island, Lagos State, southwest Nigeria,
have been arrested and arranged before a
Tinubu Magistrates' Court sitting in Lagos for
allegedly conspiring with others now at large to
attack policemen from Area 'A' Command, Lagos
Island, and set their patrol van on fire.
The suspects were arraigned by the police at
Adeniji Adele Division on a three-count charge of
felony to wit, arson, assault and conduct likely to
cause breach of peace.
The police identified the accused persons as
Lekan Abolomo, 33, Milky Jaji, 29, Uchenna
Innocent, 20, Aigbe Ekosua, 32, Olasesan Azeez,
25, Adonde Gbenupo, 50, Tope Hassan, 32,
Joshua Akinola, 27, Goodwill Agba, 18, Patrick
Felix, 29 and Waziri Dada, 22.
Investigation revealed that trouble broke out
between the police and the suspects when the
police at Area A command responded to a
distress call by residents in the area that
hoodlums were fighting at a party in front of
Asiwaju Bola Ahmed Tinubu Multipurpose Hall,
Adeniji Adele with dangerous weapons.
On sighting the police team, the rampaging
hoodlums were alleged to have attacked the
policemen with bottles and cutlasses and
attempted to disarm them.
The police team were said to have managed to
escape from the scene and called for
reinforcement.
It was learnt that before the reinforcement team
arrived the scene, the hoodlums had set fire to
the police patrol van and escaped, but the police
were able to arrest 11 suspects.
An eyewitness at the scene of the incident, who
spoke to our reporter under anonymity, said the
hoodlums that invaded the party were not invited
by the organiser of the party.
The witness alleged that the suspects stormed the
party to foment trouble and rob guests.
The offences, Supol Chidi Okoye said,
contravened Sections 409, 339 and 166 (D) of the
Criminal Laws of Lagos State, 2011.
All the accused persons pleaded not guilty to the
charge in the open court and the Chief
Magistrate, Miss A. O. Awogboro, admitted them
on bail in the sum of N200,000 each with two
sureties each in like sum.
The presiding magistrate adjourned the matter
till 23 April, 2014 for mention.
All the defendants were, however, taken to Ikoyi
Prisons pending when they will fulfil their bail
conditions


Nollywood Actress Uche Jombo Is Reportedly Pregnant By American Hubby

Uche Jombo And Hubby Kenny


Jombo ventured into the Nigerian movie industry in 1999 in the movie Visa to hell and since then has over sixty movies to her credit. As a screenwriter she has written and co-written several movies some of which include: The Celebrity, Games Men Play, Girls in the Hood & A Time to Love. Jombo went to produce films such as Nollywood Hustlers, Holding Hope and her latest work Damage which deals with the issue of domestic violence in homes. Jombo is an ambassador for Globacom.
Fresh reports indicate that Nollywood actress and producer Uche Jombo is expecting a baby from her American hubby Kenny Rodriguez.
Popular blogger Stella Dimoko Korkus revealed that the future parents, who married in 2012, expect their first baby between August and September 2014.
According to the blogger, Uche is said to be looking beautiful at her second trimester of pregnancy.
Although no official confirmation of this story has been provided (yet?), we really hope that it is true and congratulate the happy couple!

Woman Arrested For Concealing Cocaine Inside Her Vagina


A 36-year old food vendor, Chinelo Okorom
Lynnette, 36, has excreted 685 grammes of
cocaine concealed in her vagina at the Murtala
Muhammed International Airport after she was
arrested by members of NDLEA.
Chinelo was suspected and questioned during the
inward screening of passengers on an Ethiopian
airline flight from Addis Ababa, Ethiopia to
Nigeria.
She said hardship pushed her into this when she
could no longer take care of her four children her
husband abandoned for her and she was also
forcefully ejected from the house they lived.
Narrating how she met the man she now works
for, she said after her landlord forcefully ejected
her, she had nowhere to go, and suddenly met
this man; Her words after the cut;
'I had nowhere to turn to for solace. I was crying
like a baby when a man came to console me. I
have never met him in my life. He asked me to
wipe my tears and promised to introduce me to
importation business.

I felt he was God sent until he sponsored my trip
to Addis Ababa. When I got to Ethiopia, he told
me to take cocAine to Nigeria. Initially I
disagreed but he threatened to recover his
investment at all cost," she was quoted as saying.
I have never met him in my life. He asked me to
wipe my tears and promised to introduce me to
importation business. I felt he was God sent until
he sponsored my trip to Addis Ababa.
When I got to Ethiopia, he told me to take
cocaine to Nigeria. Initially I disagreed but he
threatened to recover his investment at all cost.'

You need idea to succeed

Empty pocket never held anyonE down, Empty head do
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Start with an idea

Idea rule the world", you must have come across thiS phrase before and wonder whAt it really means.
Well, don't wonder too far, because that statement is 100% correct.
We are living in a world ruled by ideas.
WhAtever it is you are using right now is the product of an idea one wAy or the other.
To move into the world of business, you need a very good idea of meeting a need or needs.
It must help people solve their problems cheaper and better.
The idea must be easily accessed And it must bE yours.
Even if it iS not 100% yours, it should have your touch.

Henry ford was once asked what he would do if he loss all. His possession. Without hesitating, he said he would think up another fundamentAl human need and meet it by offering a cheaper and more effEctive service than anybody else. He said he Would be a miLlionaire again in 5 years.

So dear reader, pay attention to human needs and their problems, because, there are
needs everywhere around us.
But people are poor because they are 'need blind'

Mike Adenuga oF Nigeria came up with Globacom, a cheaper way of making mobile calls.
Dangote came up with Sugar in more effective way.
Soichiro Honda came up with a cheapEr and easier way of riding motorbike.
Today, Honda is the largest manufacturer of motorbikes.

FOOD FOR TOT
"To start a business, you need an idea and that idea must meet A pressing public need, ThAt idea must bE accessible, more effective and more affordable"

CASE STUDY
Larry Izamoje, the oWner of the No 1 sport radio station in Africa started his career as a sport journalist.
The idea of having a sports radio station is quite a novel, people didn't see how it Would work, but when it stArted, it was great, it met a public need and todAy, its a runaWay sucCess.
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Clark's Son Plotted Own Kidnap, Scammed Delta Govt. – MEND

Clark's Son Plotted Own Kidnap, Scammed Delta Govt. – MEND

MEND says Delta state govt. has been conned by son of Ijaw leader Edwin Clark who feigned his own kidnap.

 


The son of Ijaw leader,  Chief Edwin Clark  Ebikeme Clark, plotted his own  abduction to extort money from Delta State Government according to The Movement for the Emancipation of the Niger Delta (MEND).
MEND spokesman Bomo Jomo, in a statement issued in Port Harcourt, alleged that the abduction was orchestrated by Mr Ebikeme Clark himself.

"Mr Ebikeme is following the footsteps of his father where the Senior Clark is amongst those that hatched the fraudulent Niger Delta Amnesty Programme which has only made billionaires of a few thugs and him, at the detriment of millions of impoverished indigenes and the peace and security in the region,” Bomo said.
Jomo also claims that the Delta State Government paid a N500Million ransom from its security vote and that the sum was shared amongst all those involved in this scam before Ebikeme regained his freedom.
He accused the Delta State police command of being in the know of the scam.
It is rather unfortunate that in a desperate bid for relevance and extra funds to maintain a private jet, certain unscrupulous persons, including the Delta State Police will conspire to deceive Nigerians with a phantom abduction, release of the so-called hostage," the statement read.

It will be recalled that unknown gunmen abducted Ebikeme last week, with a N60m demanded for his release.

Though it was not confirmed if any ransom was paid, the elder statesman’s son regained his freedom shortly after Ijaw youths lead by Government Tompolo mounted pressure on the abductors to free him.

How To Recover and Reset Blogger Password and Email


If you're having troubles accessing your blog via the Blogger sign in page just because you've forgotten your Blogger password or because you've forgotten the email account you used for registration, Blogger offers an account recovery tool which you can use to resolve the issue on your own.


You can access the Blogger's account recovery tool via here





How To Recover Blogger Username or Email


To recover your Blogger Username or Email, enter your blog's URL in the space provided and click on the "Lookup" button. Blogger will send an email message with login instructions for the blog to the Gmail accounts associated with the blog.

So, if you check all your GMail accounts, you will see the email message in the inbox of the account associated with the blog. You can then use the Google account email to sign in to Blogger.com and access your Blog.

How To Reset Blogger Password


Lookup your blog's URL as explained above. In the email message you will receive, Blogger will include a link you can click to reset your Blogger password if you've forgotten it.

Alternatively, you can reset it via Google password assistance page or by entering your email address in the email field of the Blogger account recovery tool.

Forgot Your blog URL?


Just go to www.blogger.com and sign in with your GMail account. You should see your blog on the Blogger dashboard.  Click on the "view blog" button. Once your blog loads in your browser, you can then copy the blog's URL from the browser address bar.

That's all.

How To Load Fund Into Your Payoneer MasterCard








How To Fund A Payoneer MasterCard In Nigeria, India and Other Parts Of the World


1. Loading A Payoneer MasterCard By Card Transfer


If you are in Nigeria or any other part of the world and find it difficult funding your Payoneer mastercard, then this option is for you. Payoneers provides a facility to fund your payoneer MasterCard by Transferring fund from any other Payoneer Card, Visa, Verve or MasterCard from any bank around the world. All you need do is simply visit the Payoneer Load Card page and fill in the required information.

The information needed at the Payoneer Load Page include

Email Address of Payoneer Card Holder you wish to fund
Card Type
The Amount
Reason for Loading the Payoneer MasterCard
Once the form is filled successfully and submitted, a transaction fee of $7.50 would be deducted for the transfer. This is one working method to fund your payoneer mastercard. Let’s move on to the other point.

Click Here to Visit Payoneer MasterCard Load Page

2. Funding Payoneer MasterCard via Online Earnings From Partners


Just like my little story about how I got my Payoneer Mastercard using Infolinks (their partner), I continue to get paid using my mastercard as long as I reach payout and still run Infolinks Ads on my blog.

There are a whole lot of Payoneer partners that pay through the Payoneer Mastercard. Below is a comprehensive List of Payoneer Partners.

99Designs
Adinch
AliveMax
Allwriting.Net
Amarillas Internet
AmericanRena
Americansummer
AprioriBeauty
Arena
Artua
AVAFX
Avangate
Awempire
Belvg
Birthright US Winter 2012
Bluesnap
Booking.com
BrainSystems
CastingDynamics
Checkpoint Sell Big
Cieaura
Clearvoicesurveys
ClickHeat Euro
Conspelia
Cpalead
DemandMedia
Depositphotos Inc
Doron Cohen- VC
Dreamstime
DSNR Media Group
DubLi
ecome2
Elance
Envato
Evolvhealth
Fastspring
FIBOGroup
FIBOGroupDHL
Fiverr
Fiverr LBT (India)
Forevergreen
Freelancer.com
Friendfinder
FXPrimus
Greensmoke
Guru.Com
Gvo
HK Global IT
Hotforex
IBFX
iCODE Systems-VC
ImLive
Infolinks
INinbox
InnerLight
InstaForex
InternationalTravel
Ionicware
iStockPhoto
Isxperia
Itworks
Kyani
Level 9 Marketing
Ludaxx_International
Lux Flights
Markethealth
MediaShakers
Nfty – Summer
Nhtglobal
Nubelo
Nubelo Euro
oDesk
Onehourtranslation
Optima
Origin Pure
Payoneer-Affiliates
Perfect World Marketing
Post Office
Prime Internet Marketing
Prohq
Projectpayday
Restart Your Life
ReviewMe
RevvNRG
RS Ran LTD- VC
S&M Products
Saucomi- Vc
ScriptLance
Seopassport
Sfi
ShareCash
Smowtion
StarionEnergy
Stiforp.com
Student Media Group
Syntek Global
Textlinksads
Timber Lake Camp
TopCoder
Total Life Changes
Toursbylocals
UNIVA CAPITAL
Uship
Utest
UTS – EUR
UVOCORP
Viridian Energy
Visalus
Vworker
Wellnesspro
Wister
Workana
Worldventures
Writerbay
XtraPlan
Zooz
ZoozEUR

I hope you find quite it easy funding your Payoneer MasterCard from any where across the globe. This article is open to your contributions and questions.