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When I wokE up thiS morning

When I woke up this morning lying in bed, I was asking myself; "what are some of the secrets to success in life?" I found the answer right there in my very room. The fan said,"be cool", the roof said, "aim high", the window said, "see the world" ,the clock said, "every minute is precious", the mirror said, "reflect before you act". The calender said, "be up to date". The door said, "push hard for your goals". The mat said "kneel down and pray".The toilet said "flush the haters that don't want to see u come out to anything good in life! The Bible...

Your nAme in japanesE

Let me see ur name in japanese. Pls dont spoil the fun!!! Lets laugh a bit by writing ur name in JAPANESE ALPHABET.A= ka, B= tu, C= mi, D= te, E= ku, F= lu, G= ji, H= ri, I= ki, J= zu, K= me, L= ta, M= rin, N= to, O= mo, P= no, Q= ke, R= shi, S= ari, T= chi, U= do, V= ru, W= mei, X= na Y= fu, Z= zi  mine is zukitukajimote whats you...

Why your mom prayer isn't working

U've bin wondering y ur mum's prayer isn't working abi? Just tell me how will it work! How? When d woman is so busy praying nyt and day for Nwakaego Okorie without knowing u hv turned Ur name to Cream Berry....laug...

LeArn to praise GOD

The reason you should praise God is not for things you have; you should praise Him for who HE is. You are not dancing because things are good but because God is good. The things that are good today may turn otherwise tomorrow, your good clothes,,phones houses,cars even your beauty today may become worn out tomorrow... BUT GOD WILL NEVER CHANGE, HE REMAINS THE GOOD GOD!!! Learn to Praise HIM- Sent from my BlackBerry® wireless handheld from Glo Mobi...

Chinese in lagoS

Chinese couple living in Lagos gave birth to a black baby...... In anger husband asked wife.......chu zin pi, why baby black?....she replied we live in Nigeria, ...no electricity.... Me hot.....you hot.....sex hot.... Baby burnt!!! Sent from my BlackBerry® wireless handheld from Glo Mobi...

LettEr to the upComing. MuSic ArtiSt

Dear Unknown Artist, I know All your Wish is to Be Famous And Popular Like the other Musicians. Maybe you've been waiting for too Long and You're even About to give up. But you don't have to throw Away ur # TALENT jux Like dat. Wake Up From the Ground, Pray Hard! Take the Pen and Write more Lyrics like you dont Care. Roam From studio to Studio whether Rain or Shine, Poor or Rich, Handsome or Ugly Don't never REST! Producers will Deceive You, Others Will give you Empty Promises, others too will take ur money without Helping You, but...

Life iS a doublE Edge sworD

CO-INCIDENCE OF LIFE: 1. CHURCH has 6 letters so does MOSQUE. 2. BIBLE has 5 letters so does QURAN. 3. LIFE has 4 letters so does DEAD. 4. HATE has 4 letters, so does LOVE.... 5. ENEMIES has 7, so does FRIENDS. 6. LYING has 5, so does TRUTH. 7. HURT has 4, so does HEAL. 8. NEGATIVE has 8, so does POSITIVE. 9. FAILURE has 7, so does SUCCESS. 10. BELOW has 5, but so does ABOVE. 11. CRY has 3 letters so does JOY. 12. ANGER has 5 so does HAPPY. 13. RIGHT has 5 so does WRONG. 14. RICH has 4 so does POOR. 15. FAIL has 4 so does PASS 16....

JUST BY THE GRACE OF GOD

If u think it is your alarm clock that woke you up this morning, try putting it beside a dead body and you will realise that it is the Grace of God that woke you up. If you are grateful to God, forward this to all your friends to inform them that it is JUST BY THE GRACE OF GOD that we are alive. Sent from my BlackBerry® wireless handheld from Glo Mobi...

Who reAlly ownS A mAn?

WHO REALLY OWNS A MAN? His mother or wife? THE GREAT ARGUMENT-( mother) my son must obey me unless he didn't suck my breast for 1years,(wife)-he suck mine now and sucked it more than 5years and still sucking it (mother)-I carry him for nine months (wife)-he was only 3.5kg then,so what is the Big deal? I carry him every night and he is 85.kg now.(Mother)-he passed between my legs with pains (Wife)-hahaha,he only passed there once,he stays between my legs like everyday and I scream with pains each night. PLEAS WHO OWNS A MAN? Sent from...

PArents advice to their dAughter

Parents advice to their daughters. Age 12-16 Run from men !!, 17-21 Stay away from men !!! 21 -26 Hope you have a man!!! 27-31Bring a good man.!!!! 32+ Please bring any man,after all man na man Sent from my BlackBerry® wireless handheld from Glo Mobi...

Patience is more than VIRTUOUS!

"Patience is not passive; on the contrary, it is active, it is concentrated strength." - Edward G. Bulwer-Lytton It's a sad fact that most people give up on themselves and this business way to quickly. They try a system or method out then get angry and give up because their life didn't instantly transform from one teeny investment into themselves!... They lack vision- and patience. They don't realize that everybody, yes, EVERYBODY goes through the initial failures, setbacks and growing pains. So ya, it may be a jagged little pill to swallow,...

Online Boko Haram supporter arrested and faces terrorism charge

An Abuja Federal High Court has ruled that a suspected 'online' terrorist, Muktar Ibrahim [aka Abu Sabaya], who supports the activities of the Boko Haram sect on the Internet, must answer charges of terrorism brought against him by the Federal Government. The court presided over by Justice Gabriel Kolawole, while dismissing a no-case submission filed by the accused person, ordered that he should be remanded in prison pending the determination of his case. The accused person was described by the prosecution as an online personality, who was celebrating...

Wizkid’s Ex Girlfriend Takes Photos With Male Nigerian Artists

Wizkid is single again. The Nigerian superstar singer, has confirmed the speculations that he has broken up with his long-time girlfriend,Tania Omotayo.   Wizkid revealed this on the ‘Drive-Time With Gbemi’ show on the Beat 99.9 FM, where he featured as a star guest, promoting his soon-to-be-released album entitled ‘Ayo’. When show host Gbemi Olateru questioned him on his relationship with Tania, (who has been showing signs that on social media...

Ajudua asks for fresh bail for $5.9m fraud

A one-time Lagos socialite, Fred Ajudua, on Tuesday filed a fresh bail application before Justice Oluwatoyin Ipaye at an Ikeja High Court. The News Agency of Nigeria reports that Ajudua is standing trial for allegedly defrauding a former Chief of Army Staff, retired Lt.-Gen. Ishaya Bamaiyi, of $5.9m (about N1bn). He was arraigned on March 11 by the Economic and Financial Crimes Commission on a 14 count of conspiracy and obtaining money by...

2015: INEC to begin voter registration in May

Kaduna – The Chairman,  Independent National Electoral Commission (INEC), Prof. Attahiru Jega,  on Wednesday said the commission would commence its continuous voter registration in May ahead of the 2015 election. Jega said this at the opening ceremony of INEC/State Independent Electoral Commissions (SIECs) Experience Sharing Conference, organised by United Nation Development Programme (UNDP) in Kaduna. He said that more polling units would be created in the next year general election to decongest large polling units. “The continuous...

Gunmen from Boko Haram sect kill 13 people in fresh Borno attack

Suspected members of the outlawed Boko Haram sect on Friday attacked a police station, barracks and commercial bank in Damboa, around 100 km south of Maiduguri, the Borno State capital, killing 13 persons. Reuters reports that the attackers used explosives and assault rifles in the incident, in which eight civilians and five policemen died. The attackers detonated explosives and opened fire on the divisional police headquarters in Damboa. Police...

Gunmen kill two watching Champions League in Nigeria

KANO, April 10, 2014 (AFP) – Gunmen suspected to be Boko Haram Islamists stormed a packed viewing centre in Nigeria’s restive northeast and shot dead two people watching Champions League matches, police said Thursday. The centre was showing the two quarter-final matches between defending champions Bayern Munich and Manchester United, and Atletico Madrid-Barcelona, on Wednesday when it was attacked.“The gunmen came in a car and opened fire outside the viewing centre and sped off,” Yobe State police commissioner Sanusi Rufa’i told AFP of the incident...

Pastor of Christ Citizen Glorious Assembly arraigned for allegedly defrauding church member

The Pastor of Christ Citizen Glorious Assembly, Okota, Lagos, Pastor Ikechukwu Ezeiru, has been charged with fraud at an Ebute Meta Chief Magistrate’s Court. He was arraigned on Tuesday for allegedly defrauding a church member, Ifeanyi Ohazurume, of N7m. The police said Ezeiru collected the money to help the defendant purchase auction goods from the Nigerian Customs Service. He allegedly didn’t return the money or the goods. It was learnt...

Cossy Orjiakor claims she was robbed and sustained minor injuries

Apparently this supposedly happened 2 days ago in the Orile area of Lagos. Don't like driving around that area, especially at night! Those guys will come and knock on your car window like they own it. First they gently ask you to wind down, when you refuse, they smash it..with other cars around s...

Sad!! Five Children Drown As Canoe Capsized In Kaduna

There was confusion in Hanya Danbushiya, Kaduna North Local Government Area, on Tuesday following the drowning of five children when their canoe capsized in River Kaduna. The children, who were all canoe peddlers, were said to be returning to the river bank to pick other passengers in the early hours of Tuesday. It was gathered that residents of the village immediately organised a search party to look for the bodies of the children. As...

T.B. Joshua: "I Would Have Halted President Mills' Death If..."

Founder and General Overseer of the Synagogue Church, Prophet T.B. Joshua says in an unusual manner, God did not reveal the death of Ghana’s President, Professor John Evans Atta Mills, which occurred on Tuesday in Accra. The renowned cleric in a mournful mood affirmed he would have intensified prayers to avert the sudden departure of the late President if he had received any revelation from God. “The Ghanaian President was like a spiritual...

“We’ve Reduced Population Of Hungry Nigerians” – FG Speaks

The Senior Special Assistant to the President on Millennium Development Goals, Dr. Precious Gbenol, on Tuesday said Nigeria had succeeded in reducing the number of people that were suffering from extreme hunger by half. She did not however disclose the population. Gbenol spoke with State House correspondents after the quarterly presidential committee meeting on assessment and monitoring of the MDGs chaired by President Goodluck Jonathan. She...

President Jonathan And Fani Kayode Hold Closed Door Meeting!

The president of Nigeria His Excellency Goodluck Jonathan hosted the former Minister of aviation Chief Fani Kayode at the presidential villa, this is very shocking because Fani Kayode is a critic of Jonathan's government and also a member of APC. During his visit at the presidential villa, Fani Kayode said; "This is a Presidential Villa, the President is a President of Nigeria and every single person in this country that is a Nigerian...

2face Idibia Completes N400 million Luxury Apartment In Lekki

Nigerian singer, Tuface Idibia now has two new properties in Lekki. With a five-bedroom duplex at Richmond Gate Estate, 2Face is one of the many prominent Nigerians who bought into the home plan of Haven Homes; a Lagos based Real Estate Company. I don't know if that is allowed but an official of Haven Homes who pleaded anonymity said the African queen crooner is now the owner of the two massive duplexes worth over N400...

Mc Danni B Present GROOVI-MANIA” Party

The most famous MC and stand up comedian of the year is at it again. Join MC DANNI B's 6Hours Party Non-stop Live in #GROOVI- MANIA" Party It promises to be fun-filled with Comedy Vibes +Dance, Dance, Dance! Date: Sunday May 11, 2014 Time: 3.00pm prompt Venue: Hall-B Haile Selassies Hotel & Suites No. 60 Adetola Street, Aguda, Surulere, Lagos. Guest DJ: DJ BADDO Dress Code: Sexy, Trendy and Glamorous Visa: Ladies 500, Guyz 1000 Proudly...

Island Hoodlums Attack Policemen, Burn Patrol Van

Eleven suspected hoodlums in Adeniji Adele area of Lagos Island, Lagos State, southwest Nigeria, have been arrested and arranged before a Tinubu Magistrates' Court sitting in Lagos for allegedly conspiring with others now at large to attack policemen from Area 'A' Command, Lagos Island, and set their patrol van on fire. The suspects were arraigned by the police at Adeniji Adele Division on a three-count charge of felony to wit, arson, assault and...

Nollywood Actress Uche Jombo Is Reportedly Pregnant By American Hubby

Uche Jombo And Hubby Kenny Jombo ventured into the Nigerian movie industry in 1999 in the movie Visa to hell and since then has over sixty movies to her credit. As a screenwriter she has written and co-written several movies some of which include: The Celebrity, Games Men Play, Girls in the Hood & A Time to Love. Jombo went to produce films such as Nollywood Hustlers, Holding Hope and her latest work Damage which deals with the issue...

Woman Arrested For Concealing Cocaine Inside Her Vagina

A 36-year old food vendor, Chinelo Okorom Lynnette, 36, has excreted 685 grammes of cocaine concealed in her vagina at the Murtala Muhammed International Airport after she was arrested by members of NDLEA. Chinelo was suspected and questioned during the inward screening of passengers on an Ethiopian airline flight from Addis Ababa, Ethiopia to Nigeria. She said hardship pushed her into this when she could no longer take care of her...

You need idea to succeed

Empty pocket never held anyonE down, Empty head do Sent from my BlackBerry® wireless handheld from Glo Mobi...

Start with an idea

Idea rule the world", you must have come across thiS phrase before and wonder whAt it really means. Well, don't wonder too far, because that statement is 100% correct. We are living in a world ruled by ideas. WhAtever it is you are using right now is the product of an idea one wAy or the other. To move into the world of business, you need a very good idea of meeting a need or needs. It must help people solve their problems cheaper and better. The idea must be easily accessed And it must bE yours. Even if it iS not 100% yours, it should have...

Clark's Son Plotted Own Kidnap, Scammed Delta Govt. – MEND

Clark's Son Plotted Own Kidnap, Scammed Delta Govt. – MEND MEND says Delta state govt. has been conned by son of Ijaw leader Edwin Clark who feigned his own kidnap.   The son of Ijaw leader,  Chief Edwin Clark  Ebikeme Clark, plotted his own  abduction to extort money from Delta State Government according to The Movement for the Emancipation of the Niger Delta (MEND). MEND spokesman Bomo Jomo, in a statement issued...

How To Recover and Reset Blogger Password and Email

If you're having troubles accessing your blog via the Blogger sign in page just because you've forgotten your Blogger password or because you've forgotten the email account you used for registration, Blogger offers an account recovery tool which you can use to resolve the issue on your own. You can access the Blogger's account recovery tool via here How To Recover Blogger Username or Email To recover your Blogger Username or Email, enter...

How To Load Fund Into Your Payoneer MasterCard

How To Fund A Payoneer MasterCard In Nigeria, India and Other Parts Of the World 1. Loading A Payoneer MasterCard By Card Transfer If you are in Nigeria or any other part of the world and find it difficult funding your Payoneer mastercard, then this option is for you. Payoneers provides a facility to fund your payoneer MasterCard by Transferring fund from any other Payoneer Card, Visa, Verve or MasterCard from any bank around the world....