Who reAlly ownS A mAn?

WHO REALLY OWNS A MAN? His mother or wife? THE GREAT ARGUMENT-( mother) my son must obey me unless he didn't suck my breast for 1years,(wife)-he suck mine now and sucked it more than 5years and still sucking it (mother)-I carry him for nine months (wife)-he was only 3.5kg then,so what is the Big deal? I carry him every night and he is 85.kg now.(Mother)-he passed between my legs with pains (Wife)-hahaha,he only passed there once,he stays between my legs like everyday and I scream with pains each night. PLEAS WHO OWNS A MAN?
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