Man, O Man!
When without money, eats vegetables at home.
When he has money, eats the same vegetables in a fine restaurant.
When without money, rides a bicycle to and from home.
When he has money rides an ‘exercise bicycle’ at the gym.
When without money, walks to earn food.
When he has money, walks to burn fat.
Man, O Man! Never fails to deceive thyself!
When without money, wishes to get married;
When he has money, wishes to get divorced.
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