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Why your mom prayer isn't working

U've bin wondering y ur mum's prayer isn't working abi? Just tell me how will it work! How? When d woman is so busy praying nyt and day for Nwakaego Okorie without knowing u hv turned Ur name to Cream Berry....laugh

LeArn to praise GOD

The reason you should praise God is not for things you have; you should praise Him for who HE is. You are not dancing because things are good but because God is good. The things that are good today may turn otherwise tomorrow, your good clothes,,phones houses,cars even your beauty today may become worn out tomorrow... BUT GOD WILL NEVER CHANGE, HE REMAINS THE GOOD GOD!!! Learn to Praise HIM-
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Chinese in lagoS

Chinese couple living in Lagos gave birth to a black baby...... In anger husband asked wife.......chu zin pi, why baby black?....she replied we live in Nigeria, ...no electricity.... Me hot.....you hot.....sex hot.... Baby burnt!!!

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LettEr to the upComing. MuSic ArtiSt

Dear Unknown Artist, I know All your Wish is to
Be
Famous And Popular Like the other Musicians.
Maybe you've been waiting for too Long and
You're even About to give up. But you don't
have to throw Away ur # TALENT jux Like dat.
Wake Up From the Ground, Pray Hard! Take the
Pen and Write more Lyrics like you dont Care.
Roam From studio to Studio whether Rain or
Shine, Poor or Rich, Handsome or Ugly Don't
never REST! Producers will Deceive You,
Others
Will give you Empty Promises, others too will
take ur money without Helping You, but Don't
neva Give up, its part of the Game. Jux keep on
pushing.
To be best you have to work BEST,
I See a Talent in you, don't Hide it, Explore it
to
the World and You'll Soon be a STAR !!!
Always Remember this;
Every BOSS was Once a WORKER ....
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Life iS a doublE Edge sworD

CO-INCIDENCE OF LIFE:
1. CHURCH has 6 letters so does MOSQUE.
2. BIBLE has 5 letters so does QURAN.
3. LIFE has 4 letters so does DEAD.
4. HATE has 4 letters, so does LOVE....
5. ENEMIES has 7, so does FRIENDS.
6. LYING has 5, so does TRUTH.
7. HURT has 4, so does HEAL.
8. NEGATIVE has 8, so does POSITIVE.
9. FAILURE has 7, so does SUCCESS.
10. BELOW has 5, but so does ABOVE.
11. CRY has 3 letters so does JOY.
12. ANGER has 5 so does HAPPY.
13. RIGHT has 5 so does WRONG.
14. RICH has 4 so does POOR.
15. FAIL has 4 so does PASS
16. KNOWLEDGE has 9 so does IGNORANCE.
Are they all by Co-incidence? We should Choose wisely, this
means LIFE is like a Double-Edged Sword.
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JUST BY THE GRACE OF GOD

If u think it is your alarm clock that woke you up this morning, try putting it beside a dead body and you will realise that it is the Grace of God that woke you up. If you are grateful to God, forward this to all your friends to inform them that it is JUST BY THE GRACE OF GOD that we are alive.
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Who reAlly ownS A mAn?

WHO REALLY OWNS A MAN? His mother or wife? THE GREAT ARGUMENT-( mother) my son must obey me unless he didn't suck my breast for 1years,(wife)-he suck mine now and sucked it more than 5years and still sucking it (mother)-I carry him for nine months (wife)-he was only 3.5kg then,so what is the Big deal? I carry him every night and he is 85.kg now.(Mother)-he passed between my legs with pains (Wife)-hahaha,he only passed there once,he stays between my legs like everyday and I scream with pains each night. PLEAS WHO OWNS A MAN?
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