ARE YOU MARRIED OR NOT? EVEN IF YOU ARE NOT

"Dad, can you loan me N500,000?," Kola asked his father. "What for son?," his father asked. "For my wedding. "By our calculations, we're falling short meeting the cost." Kola had come to meet his parents with his fiancé. "Your wedding? "How much is the total cost of the wedding?," his father asked. "N3.6 million. "We're thinking of starting the committee next week. "We can together give about N800,000 and expect our friends to help us raise about...

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Changed behavior

A young lady was waiting for her flight in the Boarding Room of a big airport. As she would need to wait many hours, she decided to buy a book to spend her time, and also bought a packet of cookies. She then sat down in an armchair, in the VIP room of the airport, to rest and read in peace. Beside the armchair, where the packet of cookies lay, a man sat down in the next seat, opened his magazine and started reading. When she took out the first cookie, the...

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VIRGINS AND MASTURBATION

I get lots of questions on masturbation most especially from ladies -yes, ladies masturbate a lot, especially virgins. Guys also masturbate. There is no debate on that. I'm not here to argue about who masturbates most, I need to deal with a serious issue. Sexual urge for virgins is strong. What makes it stronger is the novelty, newness, the mystery and the hearsays about sex. Masturbation is fondling your genitals consistently to achieve orgasm....

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Man o man

Man, O Man! When without money, eats vegetables at home. When he has money, eats the same vegetables in a fine restaurant. When without money, rides a bicycle to and from home. When he has money rides an  ‘exercise bicycle’ at the gym. When without money, walks to earn food. When he has money, walks to burn fat. Man, O Man! Never fails to deceive thyself! When without money, wishes to get married; When he has money, wishes to get divorced. When...

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