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IMT Enugu Post-UTME 2014/2015: Forms, Dates, Procedures is Out!

Registration of students for 2014/2015 post UTME screening for admission into Institute of Management Technology, Enugu has commenced.

Who is qualified to apply 1. All JAMBites who made IMT 1st, and or 2nd choice.
2. Candidates in (1) above who scored 150 and above in JAMB.
3. Candidates who did not make IMT any choice in JAMB but scored up to 150 can also apply.
How to purchase IMT Enugu Post UTME forms/e-PIN Application forms are sold in the under listed banks in Enugu at the cost of N5,000.00 (five thousand naira only).
* Zenith Bank Plc, Trans-Ekulu, Enugu. * Fidelity Bank Plc, Ogui Road, Enugu. * Mainstreet Bank Ltd, Ogui Road, Enugu. * First Bank of Nig. Plc, Okpara Avenue, Enugu. * United Bank for Africa Plc,Station Road, Enugu.
Applying Online After obtaining the application forms (e-PIN) from the banks, kindly follow the guidelines below to

register online:- Using the PIN go to www.imt.edu.ng. To fill and submit the application form. Download and print the acknowledgement slip. Deadline for application is 29th August 2014. Screening Exercise Date 17th -19th September 2014.

Requirements for Screening 1. HB pencil and Eraser. 2. Acknowledgement slip for post UTME registration. 3. ORIGINAL JAMB RESULT Slip . 4. Normal JAMB e-result notification with 2 photocopies.

Important Information to Candidates 1. Do not come with your parents, or guardian into the exam hall. 2. Mobile phones, and other electronic devices are not allowed. 3. For online application support please call: 08154797482, 08179195891, 08129806564, 08169691833; email: support@imt.edu.ng.

LASPOTECH Post-UTME 2014/2014:Cut-Off, Forms, Procedures, Now Available



LASPOTECH Post-UTME 2014/2015 The Lagos State Polytechnic, LASPOTECH hereby invites All candidates who made the institution as their Institution of choice, and obtained the minimum cut-off mark/score of 150 set for Polytechnics and Monotechnics in the 2014/2015 UTME and also have the required relevant credits as contained in the JAMB brochure.

PROCEDURE FOR LASPOTECH POST UTME SCREENING EXERCISE;

(1) Candidates are expected to make a payment of N2,000 (Two Thousand Naira only) excluding Bank charges to e-Transact or Interswitch(ATM Card- Verve or Master card) at any Bank.
(2) Upon making full payment, candidates are given a Personal Identification Number (PIN) for purchase of Post-UTME form and Past Question papers ON-LINE
(3) Candidates are advised to visit the Lagos State Polytechnic website i.e. www.laspotech.net and follow the steps below to make payment on-line, fill-in their details and print out the screening slip.

(i) Click on the “2014/2015 Admission” link at the left hand corner. (ii) Click on “proceed to Application Form” (iii) Click on “start a new Application” (iv) Select type of programme i.e. Post-UTME (v) Thereafter, complete the “Basic Data Form”.
Ensure that all items marked (*) are completed
(vi) Then, Click on “Continue” (vii) Select the means of payment applicable i.e. e- transact or Interswitch(ATM Card-Verve or Master card). (a)If E-Transact: Select e-Transact (b) If Interswitch; Select Interswitch Click “OK” to proceed Select your ATM Card type (Verve or Master card) Input your card information Click “Pay” to complete your payment process Enter the confirmation order and receipt numbers (these are issued at the bank at the point of payment) then click “Continue”. (viii) Print receipt and Past Question Papers (ix) Complete the application form as appropriate. (4). You will equally be required and prompted to upload a colour passport photograph of NOT MORE THAN 20kb in size. (5). Read and accept the attestation, cross-check your entries on the application form, if okay Click “submit” application form. (6). Print out your Application form. You will be required to present this at the Screening Venue and also at a later date, so keep it safely.
GENERAL INSTRUCTIONS;
(i) UTME Result Notification Slip must be presented at the Screening Venue. If you don't have this document, you will not be allow in for the exammination
(ii) GSM, Calculators and other electronic devices are not allowed
(iii) Parents, Guardians and other unauthorized personnel within and outside the Polytechnic will not be allowed at the screening venues during the Post- UTME Screening Exercise.
(iv) Candidates are to ensure that a valid Email address and functional cell phone numbers are used as these will be the means of communication.
(v) Candidates are expected to use 2B Pencil ONLY
(vi) Purchase and submission of form on-line will close on Friday 8th August, 2014.
SCHEDULE OF SCREENING VENUES, DATES AND PROGRAMMES
The screening exercise will take place between Tuesday 26th through Thursday 28th August, 2014. Applicants will be duly informed on the precise date, time and venue for the screening of their respective programmes of study on the LASPOTECH website: www.laspotech.net and their respective e- mail addresses/cell phone (sms). *Candidates should note that Screening starts at 9.00a.m each day at the Screening Venues and they will only be allowed into the school premises one hour (1 Hr) before their scheduled screening time.

Plapoly Admission Application for HND, ND, Remedial, PreNCE is now out for2014/2015

Plateau State Polytechnic Plapoly Online application for Admission into HND, Diploma, Remedial sciences, PreNCE and Certificate courses for the 2014/2015 academic session commences Monday 7th of July, 2014.

This application must be completed online from the school portal; all prospective students of Plateau State Polytechnic should take note that there will be no paper application form sales.

All candidates who scored above the cut off mark for current academic session in 2014 Unified Tertiary Matriculation Examination (UTME) select MERIT ADMISSION to get started and those who did not reach the cut-off mark can still apply.

HND Requirements:

Candidate with National Diploma (ND) at Lower Credit pass grade and above in the discipline obtained from an NBTE accredited programme must also have a minimum of one year post cognate work experience in the field of specialization. Candidates with National Diploma (ND) at pass level must have a minimum of two years post cognate work experience before they can be considered. Please note that a limited number of candidates with pass grades would be considered for admission.

Candidates are also expected to have the minimum National Diploma entry requirement of five credits in their SSCE/NECO/NABTEB including Mathematics and English Language and the core subject combinations for the programme they intend to study.
How To Apply: The application form is N5,000 only while online payment transaction charge is N500 making total of N5,500.
To begin your application, visit the registration portal by clicking here From the page that loads up, click on the “Prospective Student” menu on the school website, click on “Admission” and then select the program to which you are seeking admission. Read the instructions on how to complete your online application for your selected programme very carefully and follow the steps as required. You may forfeit your admission if you fill your online application incorrectly. To begin now, clicking here

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3 Men Chased by Police get Crushed to Death by BRT Bus in Lagos










This sad incident happened this afternoon. In fact, people are still gathered in the area as you read this

An Okada rider and his 2 male passengers were crushed to death this afternoon at Awoyaya bus- stop along the Lekki-Epe Express way in Lagos as they were being chased by a police van. While trying to escape from the police who were chasing them to seize their bike for riding on the express, the Okada, which was in high speed,

collided with a BRT bus that crushed them to death.

According to an eye-witness, area boys gathered and burnt the police van. The army had to be brought in to calm the situation. See photos from the incident after the cut.. *warning - graphic content*

Beyonce wears leggings with the butt cut out at Philly concert




Too much perhaps? Beyonce let it all hang out on the third leg of their 'On The Run' tour which held last night July 5th at Citizens Bank Park, in Philadelphia. While performing Partition, Beyonce wore leggings with the butt cut out. She wore a similar costume at their Cincinnati show last weekend.

Watch Jay Z and Beyonce's performance of 'Drunk in Love' last night after the cut. Very sexy!...

Jonathan’s Re-election Campaign Amid Worsening Insecurity Callous, Insensitive – APC









The All Progressives Congress (APC) has described as utterly callous and insensitive the ongoing campaign by the so-called GEJites, a pro-Jonathan group, for the President's re-election right at the same spot where the 'bring back our girls' campaigners have been staging daily protests demanding the safe return of the over 200 girls In a statement issued in Abuja on Thursday by its National Publicity Secretary, Alhaji Lai Mohammed, the party said the message being conveyed to all Nigerians is that the re-election of President Goodluck Jonathan takes priority over anything else, including the security and welfare of the citizens. ''Were this not to be so, no responsible group will choose this time, when over 200 school girls have been missing for over 80 days and the terror group Boko Haram is daily killing and maiming Nigerians, to launch a misguided re-election campaign for the President. If their daughters were among the missing school girls, will they be launching a political campaign for re-election rather than pushing for the girls' release? ''To show their contempt for decency and as if they were intent on inflicting more pain on the parents and guardians of the missing girls, they decided to position their campaign instrument, wheel-mounted electronic billboards, right at the Unity Fountain in Abuja where committed and patriotic Nigerians have been holding their own daily campaign for the safe return of the girls,'' it said. APC said much as it may deny, it is clear that the Jonathan Administration, that has surpassed itself in sheer cluelessness in providing purposeful leadership to stop the daily carnage in the country and ensuring the return of the missing girls, has apparently been secretly funding different groups to campaign for it. ''First there is the Protectors of Nigerian Posterity, then the Goodluck Initiative for Transformation 2015 and now the GEJites. With the expensive newspaper, television and Social Media adverts that these nebulous groups are running, it is clear they are being financed from a bottomless war chest, to which taxpayers have been unwilling contributors. ''It is sad that a government that apparently cannot adequately fund the war on terror, a government that has lost the initiative to terrorists, a government that cannot provide jobs for its teeming army of unemployed, a government that is running Nigeria aground has suddenly found huge funds to engage in a re-election campaign that is going nowhere, touting tokenism as achievements,'' the party said. It said if the Administration does not endorse the callousness and insensitivity of the groups, it should publicly dissociate itself from them and then call them to order. Meanwhile, APC has raised the alarm that the Federal Government is losing the war on terror, which has progressively gotten worse since the abduction of the Chibok girls over 80 days ago. ''Almost on a daily basis now, these terrorists have been striking at places and times of their own choosing, even as they are becoming more emboldened to carry their terror campaign right into the heart of the nation's capital, Abuja. Innocent Nigerians are being killed and maimed in high numbers across several states ''Instead of cashing in on the global outcry that followed the abduction of the over 200 Chibok girls to galvanize national and international action, not just support, the Jonathan Administration has been chasing shadows, pointing accusing fingers at innocent groups and people; harassing the media and curtailing individual freedoms ''One misguided pro-Jonathan commentator even said the attacks are occurring in states under the control of the APC, as if Bauchi and Kaduna are APC states. We have said it before and we will repeat it here: Boko Haram is a clear and present danger to all Nigerians: Christians and Muslims; Men, women and children; The rich and the poor as well as People of all political leanings and of all ethnic groups.

''When they want to throw their bombs, they do not ask if supporters or opponents of Jonathan are there. They do not ask if supporters of PDP or APC are there. They just kill, maim and destroy indiscriminately,'' the party said.

It therefore reiterated its earlier call for a non-partisan approach to solving the Boko Haram crisis, an approach that will not factor in the 2015 political calculations, an approach that will not demonize a people of certain religion or ethnicity, an approach that will not divide Nigerians along primordial lines.

''This is why we have offered our hand of cooperation that has yet to be accepted by the Federal Government. This is why we have called for a National Security Summit of all stakeholders to proffer solutions to the Boko Haram crisis. This is why we have reminded the FG that Boko Haram is not just a security issue, but also a social, economic and political crisis that must be tackled holistically,'' APC said. The party said the Jonathan Administration should have the humility to admit that whatever tactics it has been using against Boko Haram are not working and then reach out to all stakeholders to find a way out of the national quagmire. ''The state of emergency, which has been renewed twice, has not stemmed the tide of attacks. Chibok, where school girls were abducted, is not any more secured now as more attacks and abductions have taken place there. The terrorists, who used to strike on the outskirts of Abuja, have now taken their battle into the city. It is time for new thinking, new direction and new purpose in the fight against terror,'' it said.